"I am Not
A Shape-Changing Alien!" pleads Mayor. Calls again were made by the public for an enquiry into allegations
that Mayor Potter may be full story...
Car Found Guilty. "I knew something would happen after the warranty expired" said Sean Marshall owner of the
Red T-Bird found guilty of the murder 12 full story...
"Show Me The
Money!" Superiex Rules Out Super Save. Government officials are still in negotiation with Superiex over the
fee involved in his destroying a meteor currently heading to earth. "It's your funeral" says Superiex full story...
Worst Super Power Announced. 46 year old Vincent Prior yesterday won the very first "Worst Ability Prize"
at last night's Gala event in The Ritz Hotel. "My power, such as it is, is that automatic doors won't open for me". A late
entry by Night-Wolf who claimed to make red traffic lights green by staring at them was disqualified... full story...
"Is Your Guy
a "Superman" In The Bedroom?" Barbara Ross who claims to have slept with over 250 costumed characters continues
her expose as to what makes a great sexual partner...full story...
Cardinal City voted worst City in the whole of... full story...
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